Find Your Afterlife Alter Ego
Here’s a sarcastic, kind, and brutally funny quiz to determine which Div you are in the afterlife.
Which Div Are You in the Afterlife?
- How do you prefer to make an entrance at a party in the afterlife?
- A) Quietly slip in and hope no one notices you... because who needs attention, right?
- B) Burst through the door, shouting, “I’m here, and I brought the snacks!”
- C) Casually drop a sarcastic comment that makes everyone question their life choices.
- D) Arrive late, claiming you got stuck in an existential crisis on the way.
- E) Sneak in, whispering hilarious secrets about the guests to whoever will listen.
- Your idea of a perfect afterlife day involves:
- A) Meditating in solitude, far away from any social interaction.
- B) Organizing an all-div comedy show, complete with outrageous pranks.
- C) Offering unsolicited, brutally honest advice to confused souls.
- D) Lounging on a cloud, bingeing on snacks, and judging everyone who passes by.
- E) Wandering around, finding new places to explore while cracking jokes about the scenery.
- What’s your preferred method of dealing with awkward silences?
- A) Create a graceful exit and vanish into the ether.
- B) Launch into an embarrassing dance to break the tension—because why not?
- C) Stare them down and say, “Isn’t it fascinating how silence can be so loud?”
- D) Stuff your face with whatever’s handy and hope no one notices.
- E) Make a joke about the awkwardness and turn it into a laugh fest.
- If you had to give a pep talk to lost souls, you would say:
- A) “Just chill out, disappearing isn’t so bad.”
- B) “Life’s a joke, and you’re the punchline—laugh it off!”
- C) “Seriously, get it together. Ignoring signs will just get you stuck in a loop.”
- D) “Welcome to the afterlife! At least you don’t have to pay rent anymore.”
- E) “You’re still you, even in the afterlife. Embrace it or risk being boring!”
- What would your afterlife motto be?
- A) “Sometimes I step back because I am disappointed.”
- B) “I WILL LICK YOUR FEET! (Just kidding... or am I?)”
- C) “You are not lost, you just keep ignoring the signs. But go away, wander.”
- D) “The afterlife? Just like life—full of suckers.”
- E) “Welcome to the afterlife, spoiler alert, you are still stuck with yourself.”
Scoring Your Div
Count your answers for the most frequent letter to discover your Div persona!
- Mostly A’s: The Div Disappearing - You are the quiet observer, preferring to blend into the shadows rather than stand out. Master of avoidance, you embrace the art of disappearing.
- Mostly B’s: The Div of Giggles - The life of the Afterlife Party! You love pranks, laughter, and shocking surprises. Fun is your middle name.
- Mostly C’s: The Div of Unfiltered Wisdom - Your brutally honest observations cut through the fluff. You’re the friend who tells it like it is, even if it stings a little.
- Mostly D’s: The Div of Couch Comas - You champion relaxation and snack appreciation in the afterlife. Life is short so is the afterlife, so why not take it easy?
- Mostly E’s: The Div Who Roams - The playful adventurer! You explore the afterlife with a cheeky attitude, making everything a little more fun along the way.