Here’s a sarcastic, kind, and brutally funny quiz to determine which Div you are in the afterlife. 

  

Which Div Are You in the Afterlife?

  1. How do you prefer to make an entrance at a party in the afterlife?
    • A) Quietly slip in and hope no one notices you... because who needs attention, right?
    • B) Burst through the door, shouting, “I’m here, and I brought the snacks!”
    • C) Casually drop a sarcastic comment that makes everyone question their life choices.
    • D) Arrive late, claiming you got stuck in an existential crisis on the way.
    • E) Sneak in, whispering hilarious secrets about the guests to whoever will listen.
  2. Your idea of a perfect afterlife day involves:
    • A) Meditating in solitude, far away from any social interaction.
    • B) Organizing an all-div comedy show, complete with outrageous pranks.
    • C) Offering unsolicited, brutally honest advice to confused souls.
    • D) Lounging on a cloud, bingeing on snacks, and judging everyone who passes by.
    • E) Wandering around, finding new places to explore while cracking jokes about the scenery.
  3. What’s your preferred method of dealing with awkward silences?
    • A) Create a graceful exit and vanish into the ether.
    • B) Launch into an embarrassing dance to break the tension—because why not?
    • C) Stare them down and say, “Isn’t it fascinating how silence can be so loud?”
    • D) Stuff your face with whatever’s handy and hope no one notices.
    • E) Make a joke about the awkwardness and turn it into a laugh fest.
  4. If you had to give a pep talk to lost souls, you would say:
    • A) “Just chill out, disappearing isn’t so bad.”
    • B) “Life’s a joke, and you’re the punchline—laugh it off!”
    • C) “Seriously, get it together. Ignoring signs will just get you stuck in a loop.”
    • D) “Welcome to the afterlife! At least you don’t have to pay rent anymore.”
    • E) “You’re still you, even in the afterlife. Embrace it or risk being boring!”
  5. What would your afterlife motto be?
    • A) “Sometimes I step back because I am disappointed.”
    • B) “I WILL LICK YOUR FEET! (Just kidding... or am I?)”
    • C) “You are not lost, you just keep ignoring the signs. But go away, wander.”
    • D) “The afterlife? Just like life—full of suckers.”
    • E) “Welcome to the afterlife, spoiler alert, you are still stuck with yourself.”

 

Scoring Your Div

Count your answers for the most frequent letter to discover your Div persona!

  • Mostly A’s: The Div Disappearing - You are the quiet observer, preferring to blend into the shadows rather than stand out. Master of avoidance, you embrace the art of disappearing.
  • Mostly B’s: The Div of Giggles - The life of the Afterlife Party! You love pranks, laughter, and shocking surprises. Fun is your middle name.
  • Mostly C’s: The Div of Unfiltered Wisdom - Your brutally honest observations cut through the fluff. You’re the friend who tells it like it is, even if it stings a little.
  • Mostly D’s: The Div of Couch Comas - You champion relaxation and snack appreciation in the afterlife. Life is short so is the afterlife, so why not take it easy?
  • Mostly E’s: The Div Who Roams - The playful adventurer! You explore the afterlife with a cheeky attitude, making everything a little more fun along the way.

     

     

    Div 1: The Div Disappearing 
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      Div 2: The Div of Giggles
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      Div 3: The Div of Unfiltered Wisdom 

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      Div 4: The Div of Couch Comas

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      Div 5: The Div Who Roams

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