BRUT LOVE RIDDLES
WELCOME TO THE BRUT LOVE RIDDLES:
THE TRUTH YOU DID NOT ASK FOR.
Love is a circus, and every zodiac sign is performing their most ridiculous act.
Some fall too hard, too fast (hi, Pisces), while others fall in love with themselves first and maybe, maybe, you second (looking at you, Leo). Some plan their future wedding on the second date (Cancer), while others disappear before you even finish your first drink (Sagittarius). And then there are the Scorpios, who ‘swear’ they won’t ruin your life this time. (They will.)
Welcome to the Brutal Zodiac Love Riddles, where romance meets astrology in the most brutally honest way possible.
Think you know your astrological lovers? Let’s see if you can guess which sign is confessing their undying devotion today, before they inevitably ghost you, overanalyse your texts, or demand a public declaration of your eternal loyalty.
Good luck. And remember: stars may guide us, but bad decisions are all our own.
RIDDLE 1
I will write you love songs, cry over our connection,
and probably fall for someone unattainable.
Are we soulmates? Or am I just in my feelings again?
Who am I?
Answer: Pisces
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RIDDLE 2
I will write you poetry, shout my love from the rooftops,
and expect a standing ovation.
Ignore me, and I will die dramatically.
Who am I?
Answer: Leo
RIDDLE 3
I say I love you, but mostly I love winning.
I will fight for your heart, then get bored once I have it.
Passion? Yes. Patience? Absolutely not.
Who am I?
Answer: Aries
RIDDLE 4
I will love you deeper than anyone else ever could.
I will also ruin you if you betray me.
Do you trust me? You shouldn’t.
Who am I?
Answer: Scorpio
RIDDLE 5
I will build a future for us, plan our retirement,
and schedule our date nights six months in advance.
Romance is nice, but efficiency is sexier.
Who am I?
Answer: Capricorn
RIDDLE 6
I will take you on an adventure, show you the world,
and disappear when things get too serious.
Commitment? Sounds like a trap.
Answer: Sagittarius